upzoiesbutt:

when you see someone hot walking your direction 

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but realize they’re ugly when you see them up close 

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food