when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles